烏拉拉有一位阿斗仔網友,以下是今天下午上班中烏拉拉跟這個老外的一段對話:
T:you want to see my cam?
烏:yes, yes
(connecting…)
(oh my god~~~~裸體,胸毛好茂密….)
烏:are you naked ?
T:No, I got my underwear
……
(烏拉拉旁邊的座位突然站滿人,真害羞,趕快切換畫面做事)
T:you like my hairy chest?
烏:ya, cute
………
(旁邊還是好多人)
T:really? most of girls don't like hairy chest
(怎會?頭髮剪的還滿可愛的啊……等等,chest ? 我的天啊,好朋友Dr.eye告訴烏拉拉chest是胸膛的意思啦,好尷尬…烏拉拉一陣臉紅)
烏:you got your gf loves it
T:no, she doesn't
………
(旁邊的人群怎麼一直不散去啊)
烏:I need to go now, have an outside meeting
(哇勒,老外早已離線了)
這是今天讓烏拉拉上班一陣臉紅心跳的插曲,超尷尬…各位好朋友,請記住,chest是「胸膛的」意思,千萬別當成是「頭頂」